Yo Momma Jokes!

I remember watching a movie and they started blurting out Yo Momma Jokes and I couldn't stop laughing...

 

So here are some of my faves!

yo mama’s so fat, part of her is still in yesterday

yo mama’s so stank, the only dis I want to give her is disinfecatant

yo mama’s so stank her sh.it was glad to escape her

yo mama’s so stupid, she locked herself in a bathroom and peed herself

yo mama’s so fat, when she weighed herself on a scale it said “to be continued...”

yo mama’s so fat, god said “please may there be light”

yo mama’s so poor, a cigarette went out and she said “who turned off the fernace?”

yo mama’s so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 mins

yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention

yo mama’s so tall she tripped on a rock and banged her head on the moon

yo mama’s so flat, she’s jealous of the wall!

yo mama’s so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo momma’s so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma’s so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark

Yo momma’s so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone

Yo momma’s so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong

Yo momma’s so poor people rob her house for practice

Yo momma’s so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals

Yo momma’s so poor she married young just to get the rice

Yo momma’s so dumb she failed a survey

Yo momma’s so dumb she fell up the stairs

Yo Momma's so fat she wore a yellow dress and was mistaken for a taxi!

Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on a weighing scale it said "One at a time please!"

Feel free to reply with mo yo momma jokes!