MADTV Meets The Idols

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Lists: Most Beautiful Miss Unverse Titleholders

Told ya I love lists....

This is my second one and I totally made it up, I am the only judge...

So I present The Most Beautiful Miss Universe Titleholders (1952-2007)

57 Puerto Rico 1985 Deborah Carthy Deu
56 Botswana 1999 Mpule Kwelagobe
55 USA 1997 Brooke Mahealani Lee
54 USA 1960 Linda Bement
53 Canada 1982 Karen Baldwin
52 Puerto Rico 2006 Zuleyka Rivera
51 USA 1995 Chelsi Smith
50 Japan 1959 Akiko Kojima
49 New Zealand 1983 Lorraine Downes
48 Sweden 1966 Margaretha Arvidsson
47 USA 1956 Carol Morris
46 Lebanon 1971 Georgina Rizk
45 Puerto Rico 1970 Marisol Malaret
44 Argentina 1962 Norma Nolan
43 USA 1954 Miriam Stevenson
42 Philippines 1969 Gloria Diaz
41 Germany 1961 Marlene Scmidt
40 Finland 1952 Armi Kuusela
39 Colombia 1957 Luz Marina Zuluaga
38 Namibia 1992 Michelle McLean
37 Sweden 1955 Hillevi Rombin
36 Thailand 1965 Apasra Hongsakula
35 Japan 2007 Riyo Mori
34 USA 1980 Shawn Weatherly
33 Dominican Republic 2003 Amelia Vega
32 South Africa 1978 Margaret Gardiner
31 Trinidad & Tobago 1998 Wendy Fitzwilliam
30 Brazil 1968 Martha Vasconcellos
29 Finland 1975 Anne Marie Pohtamo
28 Chile 1987 Cecilia Bolocco
27 Panama 2002 Justine Pasek
26 Thailand 1988 Porntip Nakhirunkanok
25 Trinidad & Tobago 1977 Janelle Commissiong
24 Sweden 1984 Yvonne Ryding
23 Philippines 1973 Margarita Moran
22 Greece 1964 Corrina Tsiopei
21 France 1953 Christianne Martel
20 Peru 1967 Gladys Zender
19 Brazil 1963 Ieda Maria Vargas
18 Holland 1989 Angela Visser
17 Venezuela 1986 Barbara Palacios
16 USA 1967 Sylvia Hitchcock
15 Puerto Rico 1993 Dayanara Torres
14 India 2000 Lara Dutta
13 Australia 1972 Kerry Anne Wells
12 Mexico 1991 Lupita Jones
11 Puerto Rico 2001 Denise Quiñones
10 Norway 1990 Mona Grudt
9 Venezuela 1981 Irene Saez
8 Israel 1976 Rina Messinger
7 Australia 2004 Jennifer Hawkins
6 Venezuela 1979 Maritza Sayalero
5 India 1994 Sushmita Sen
4 Canada 2005 Natalie Glebova
3 Russia (Dethroned) 2002 Oxana Fedorova
2 Spain 1974 Amparo Muñoz
1 Venezuela 1996 Alicia Machado

Lists: Celebrities with Crooked Teeth

I Love lists!
Don't you just love lists?

I'll be doing a couple of lists from now on...Some from other sources and some I'm totally going to make up...

OK I'm Not Hating 'coz I have crooked teeth myself but this is funny and lists are fun

The First List is..

Singers with The Ugliest Teeth

10. Keith Richards

Following his cameo role in last summer's Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, the acting bug bit Richards so hard that he actually knocked out his back molars in the hopes of playing the titular character in the big screen remake of Mister Ed. We'll be there with drugs and his dad's ashes to console Richards when he learns Hollywood's put a halt to the talking horse project in order to focus on the 10th installment in the Air Bud series.

9. Thom Yorke
Here's a little-known piece of trivia: Radiohead's seminal, 1995 album The Bends was actually named after Thom Yorke's mangled mouth.

8. Paul Wall
Wait, is Paul Wall a James Bond villain? Actually, no, Wall's a Houston-based rapper and jeweler best known for casting his teeth with a golden grill. Which raises a good point: grills look stupid.

7. Madonna
Since ol' Madge has always hired the best producers to reinvent and resuscitate her career, you'd think she'd have enlisted a good orthodontist to close that mysterious gap in her front teeth by now. Perhaps she's been too busy focusing on her burgeoning directorial career.

6. Jewel
Be it a lifetime of hard living or the simple birthright of being British, most people on this list have an excuse for bad teeth. Jewel, a squeaky clean Mormon from Alaska with the corny lyrics of a 14-year-old girl, should have invested in some dental work and fixed up that snaggle tooth as soon as she went platinum. Now that her pop career has gone bust, maybe her hillbilly teeth will fare better in Nashville.

5. Mick Jones
Did former Clash guitarist Jones not get the memo that Austin Powers jokes have been played out for years now? Take out the novelty teeth, dude, and start working on your Boratisms.

4. Trick Daddy
Did we mention grills are stupid? But in Trick Daddy's case we'll let it slide. Heck, the grimacing, over-the-hill rapper's gotta hold unto something resembling platinum.

3. Young David Bowie
He used to live in England and have bad teeth, and now he keeps a place in America and has a solid set of pearly whites. He also used to bone dudes, and now he's married to supermodel Iman. Can you say total makeover?

2. Amy Winehouse
Just leave the poor girl alone, OK? It's not like you're her dental hygienist or something. Besides, ol' Amy's got a perfect excuse for that missing tooth: She had to pry it loose, as her gums are the only place left on her body that will willingly accept drug injections.

1. Shane McGowan
Anyone who actually looks better without their teeth has to top our list of mangle-toothed rockers. Though years of alcohol and substance abuse have left infamous Pogues frontman Shane McGowan with little more than a crooked picket fence of bottom chompers, back in his heyday the dude's fang-like front teeth were so gnarly and underdeveloped they looked like two aborted fetuses.

Source: www.blender.com

Ken Lee (Improved Version)

Hahaha ! One of the funniest videos ever was the original Ken Lee! Valentina Hasan again guested in Music Idol with supposedly improved lyrics....



Wahahahaha!!!!

Memory Flashback: Street Fighter

I remember when I was in High School and I had really no firiends, I was nerdy and I was a loner, But then I really bonded with two guys in my class because of this video game called Street Fighter...I was really addicted to it, We didn't have our own family computer (Wow 90's!) so I had to go to Rental shops which were constantly being raided by Policemen (It's a good thing I was never caught there, what a shame that would have been!) I even went o a stage wherein I wouldn't eat for the whole day just so I coulod play... My favorite player was Chun Li (the girl from China) and my favorite move of hers was the continuous kicking (I don't knbow what it's called) I was untouchable by the time I got to learn this move, My two other friends could not beat me so they ventured to other games, I didn't I stayed with it until they had more versions...

Mind you, I was also good with Dhalsim and E Honda...


Ahh good times...

I Still Believe..... Music Shuffle Thingy!

 

RULES: Put your music player on shuffle. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds!

1. If someone says "Is this okay?" you say?  Best Of My Love - Vonzell Solomon

2. What would best describe your personality? Closing Time (Afraid!)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl? How Did U Get Here - Deborah Cox (Huh?!)

4. How do you feel today? Inseperable - Jasmine Trias (Hala Manananggal ba ako?)

5. What is your life's purpose? God Blessed The Broken Road (Construction Worker?)

6. What is your motto?  Mr. Boombastic! (Gandang Motto nito!)

7. What do your friends think of you? Never Be The Same Again - Mel C (Nyehehe! I didn't change!)

8. What do you think of your parents? Superstition - Bucky Covington (Hala Napaisip ako dun!)

9. What do you think about very often? You Keep Me Hangin' On - Blake Lewis (Heartbroken?!)

10. What do you think of your bestfriend? Goodbye (Ganda! Patayin ba best friend ko? Knock 3 X...)

11. What do you think of the person you like? Love Is Love (Gandah!)

12. What is your life story? Leaving For The City - Taylor Hicks (Paalisin ba ko?)

13. What do you want to be when you grow up? Say Something (Pipi ba ko?)

14. What do you think when you see the person you like? I Need To Know - Blake Lewis ( Tsismosa?)

15. What do your parents think of you? Roxanne -  Blake Lewis (Hala ginawa akong pokpok?)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding? Underneath the Stars - Mariah Carey (Naks! Honeymoon agad!)

17. What will they play at your funeral? Imagine - David Archuleta (Hala Komunista!Baka sunugin ang kabaong ko nyan!)

18. What is your favorite hobby/interest?  Umbrella - John West (Tindera ng payong!)

19. What is your biggest fear? You Raise Me Up (Afraid of heights!)

20. What is your biggest secret? Betcha By Golly Wow (Parang ang bastos?!)

21. What song will be the title when you repost this? I Still Believe (Woohoo!)

 

ALIW!!!!!

Mariah Carey Live From Saturday Night Live

OMG!!! I'm now more excited about the new album! The song Migrate is really good...

Here is Migrate (with T-Pain)


Here's Touch My Body

OMG ! The Idols Are Shirtless!

OMG !!!! The Idols Are Shirtless!!!

SANJAYA MALAKAR

 

JIM VERRAROS

 

 

 

JASON CASTRO

 

 

CLAY AIKEN

 

DAVID HERNANDEZ

 

CHRIS DAUGHTRY

 

BLAKE LEWIS

 

 

ANTHONY FEDOROV

ACE YOUNG

Carly Smithson's Lies (From VFTW)

I got this from Vote For The Worst.... Remember Sanjaya was Vote For the Worst's Messiah Last Year and Carly said a few things aginst him which makes her a VFTW enemy...

Carly Smithson is a liar. And a really bad one at that. Ever since we broke the story that she would be on the show this year, we knew something was off with her. And it seems that it's not just something, it's everything. The girl can barely keep her lies straight. Just in case you feel bad for her lame sob stories or feel compelled to vote for her, step away from the telephone. Read on and find out how absolutely nothing said by this lying plant, who only got on the show due to working with Randy Jackson years ago at MCA records, is the truth.

LIE #1: "My name is Carly Smithson."

No, it's not. Your name is Carly Hennessy. Sure, Carly married Todd Smithson 2 years ago. But she oh so conveniently changed her name only a few months ago for the show. When JoesPlace revealed spoilers for this season, Carly's name was revealed as Carly Hennessy, because that's how she was known in Hollywood. She was even playing shows as late as November of last year under her maiden name. So why suddenly change it? Because, of course, she was trying to hide her past. Like everything else she does though, Carly did it incredibly poorly.

LIE #2: "My record company imploded."

Carly was a colossal flop in 2001. Her record "Ultimate High" tanked miserably. Even in 2002, when anyone with common sense knew that no one wanted to buy Carly's failed album, MCA Records still tried to promote Carly in Europe unsuccessfully. MCA merged with Geffen Records in 2003. Successful and talented artists like Mary J. Blige, Common, Blink-182, and the Roots made an easy transition over to the new label. So where did Carly go? She was dumped long before the merger in 2002. So her record company never imploded, and even if id had, the company merged and dissolved a full year after Carly was given the old heave-ho. Artists on Geffen still recorded successful albums. Carly even claims on the official Idol site that her friends would be shocked to learn she owns a Blink-182 album. So Carly even knows some bands survived the so-called implosion that never existed.

LIE #3: "I made a record, but I never did stage performances at all."

Carly told Zap2It that she may have had a record deal, but she never performed on the stage, so she's at a disadvantage too. This is one of the stupidest lies she's ever told, as she has a ton of stage experience. First, she toured in Les Miserables as one of the leads when she was 9. She performed at the WKRZ 20th Anniversary Show, then a series of 5 shows around the country to promote her horrible single, at a concert in 2002 for over 100,000 people in Dublin, even still performing as late as 2006 and 2007. And those are just the ones we can find proof of. This lie makes even less sense than the others!

LIE #4: "We can pick any song we want on American Idol."

In the semifinals, this year the contestants were limited to choosing from a list of about 50 songs each week, which is why they all chose such idiotic songs. And Garrett Haley mentioned that the contestants are asked to pick 3 songs from the list and then are at the mercy of the producers deciding which they can sing. So to counteract this, Carly says in an Entertainment Weekly interview: “They're all saying online that we have a list to pick from. I believe we had a list in Hollywood week, and it was a big list; we had a lot of songs to choose from. But since the live shows have started, we get to choose whatever we like, which is great.” Why are we saying this online? Because Garett acknowledged it, and Nigel Lythgoe, the executive producer of Idol, even acknowledged it here. Silly Carly can’t even keep up the lie, completely contradicting the other contestants in the interview who say they have to pick from a list. It doesn’t even benefit her to make this up, as she looks foolish contradicting the producer.

LIE #5: "My record failed because of 9/11."

As if her lies weren’t ridiculous enough, Carly has the audacity to blame her failure on the terrorist attacks of 9/11. “It was gaining traction, she said, but then 9/11 happened and “nobody was interested in shopping a new record.” Sure, 9/11 killed your record. “I’m Gonna Blow Your Mind” was released as a single in early 2001. It failed due to because no one wanted to hear an 18 year old sing about blow jobs. Then, 9/11 happened, and “Beautiful You” was offered up as the second single in November 2001. So the record company didn’t ditch her at all. In fact, they released a second song, shortly after 9/11 to try to help promote her. Her album was then released on November 13, 2001, a full 2 months after 9/11, and it still didn’t sell. As a comparison, crappy rockers Nickelback actually released their album on 9/11. Their music is worse than Carly’s, yet it sold relatively well, and they had a #1 hit by the end of the year with “How You Remind Me.” Looks like 9/11 didn’t hurt that new artist’s career.

LIE #6: "This is my second chance."

It's more like her 500th chance. This girl has been trying to become famous since she was little. Her mom was even a celebrity. "[My mom] was one of Ireland's top models so when I was born all the photographers wanted to take pictures of me. I grew up and got to go to work with her so all the photographers knew me. Auditions would come for different advertisements and the photographers would say, "Oh, we'll just use Carly." It was insane; I'd be on four commercials at a time around Dublin. So I was very well known growing up." Chance one. Singing in Les Miserables and having a record come out at age 9. Chance two. Her album "Ultimate High". Chance three. Trying out for American Idol two seasons ago. Chance four. Trying out again. Chance five. How many chances does someone get? No one wanted to hear her the last four times, why should chance five be any different?

So you see, Carly is not just a Sanjaya-hating loser. She's a liar. A really big one. If you feel compelled to vote for her, don't bother. I'm sure she's blowing Nigel Lythgoe's "mind" as we speak and she's in no danger of leaving the competition. But one day, this plant will wilt again, as history shows it always has, and it will be pretty funny to see the reactions. We'll see what kind of lies Carly will come up with then!

Larry Oxnard's Death Discussed by Ellen

I got this from Lambzrus' blog and I felt that this is too important not to repost...



You go Ellen!!!


***TRANSCRIPT***

"On February 12th, an openly gay 15-year-old boy named Larry who was an eighth-grader in Oxnard, California was murdered by a fellow eighth-grader named Brandon. Larry was killed because he...was gay. Days before he was murdered, Larry asked his killer to be his Valentine.

"I don't want to be political. This is not political, I'm not a political person, but this is personal to me. A boy has been killed and a number of lives have been ruined.

"And somewhere along the line the killer Brandon got the message that it's so threatening and so awful and so horrific that Larry would want to be his Valentine that killing Larry seemed to be the right thing to do. And when the message out there is so horrible that to be gay you can be killed for it, we need to change the message.

"Larry was not a second class citizen. I am not a second class citizen. It is okay if you're gay. I don't care what people say. I don't care what people think. And I know there are entire groups of people who face discrimination every single day and we're a long way from treating each other equally. All of it is unacceptable. All of it. But I would like you to start paying attention to how often being gay is the punchline of a monologue. Or how often gay jokes are in a movie. And that kind of message — laughing at someone because they're gay — is just the beginning. It starts with laughing at someone, then it's verbal abuse, then it's physical abuse, and then it's this kid Brandon killing a kid like Larry.

"We must change our country and we can do it with our behavior, we can do it with the messages we send our children, we can do it with our vote. This is an election year and there's a lot of talk about change. I think one thing we can change is hate. Check on who you're voting for, and does that person really truly believe that we are all equal under the law? And if you're not sure, change your vote. We deserve better. My heart goes out to everybody involved in this horrible, horrible incident."

***END***

Janina San Miguel Remixed

Wahahaha!!! Winner!!!!

Binibining Pilipinas World 2008 Janina San Miguel Winning Answer

WTF is wrong with Binibining Pilipinas I mean this girl is not even that pretty, plus she's really dumb.Not only because she can not speak English properly butshe did not answer the question at all! OMG!! Nagsawa na ba tayo sa pagpapadala ng mga magaganda na matalino dahil hindi nananalo? Wag naman, nakakahiya kung magkalat to sa Miss World!!! Lalo na tayong mawawalan ng pag-asa! Hindi ba dapat sa Miss International na lang siya inilagay, kasi wala namang QA dun susulat ka lang ng speech! What a stupid decision for Binibini this year!

Hahahaha!!!

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Kick Grace Jones!! Let's just hope she doesn't come back to haunt you!!!

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David Hernandez: How Hot Is He?

He is one of my favorite men in American Idol this season and I was so surprised to find out that he is gay! I Love him even more now! Go David Hernandez!

Now what surprised me more is the fact that he was a former male stripper!! Now that's hot!! Woohoo! Go David! Read the article here> http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5glozMdQxsdF6P3FuJi42kXPqQSsgD8V6DOU00

I hope this doesn't kill his chances coz' he's really a great singer and he can actually kick Archuleta's ass anytime!